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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:17
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
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share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Childhood leukemia: how a deadly cancer became treatable - Our World in Data
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
This couple paid $19M for 2 Jersey Shore houses. Then they demolished them. - NJ.com
Then came..
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
What are the strangest feeding mechanisms found in sea creatures?
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Planetarium’s discovery about outer solar system shocks astronomers - South China Morning Post
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Critically Panned MindsEye Makes Surprising Debut in First Sales Report - Push Square
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
CPI Report Today: Dow Futures Slip; U.S. and China Agree Trade Truce Framework - WSJ
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to